So apparently there's a mugen-esque Les Miserables vidya game running around, thanks japan!

please note that the person who hosted these pics on their website didn't have them any bigger it's not my fault.

( some hardcore fightins in the streets of Paris )

( CUT BECAUSE HIS AWESOME IS TOO BIG AND FUCKS UP YOUR JOURNAL. BITCHES. )
LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK AT THAT GQ MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT THERE.
ARE YOU SEEING THAT HAT?
ARE YOU SEEING THAT CANE?
ARE YOU SEEING THOSE PANTS?
NO MOTHERFUCKER
YOU AREN'T
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE HOW BAD THIS MAN TRULY IS.
HE WALKS AROUND DISNEYLAND AND AROUSES WOMEN BY HIS PRESENCE ALONE.
THE VERY ESSENCE OF HIS FAKE FINGERS MAKES CHILDREN CRY
IF GOD COULD HIGH FIVE ANYONE IT WOULD BE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE.
BUT HE WOULDN'T HIGH FIVE GOD
BECAUSE HE'S TOO SUAVE
AND HE WANTS YOUR SOUL
I MEAN LOOK AT THAT DARK CHOCOLATE MOTHERFUCKER
NO MASTURBATION NEEDED ONE LOOK AND IT'S HIROSHIMA IN MY PANTS

So I made this new icon to represent my feelings of the new villain Dr.Facilier in the Princess and the Frog. Although in this picture I think he snorted some pop rocks and drank some coke. If you get that semi-vague reference, gimme an internet high five.

Here's some brain scarring photos I took before my friend and I waltzed off to Rocky Horror

( in case you were wondering, my costume was 'Princess Peacock' )

i love this man. hands down.

( friends on the other side..... )

so i finally have access to a scanner, although it's in the SSS academic suite, so I won't be using it often. The computer doesn't have tech for cropping or resizing or anything, and if it does i don't care at the moment. I drew this yesterday during my spare time.
( ladylegs and baron guy )

so a while ago after seeing 'La Nouba' by cirque, I gave up on them and considered them to be creatively bankrupt. Now La Nouba can't all be blamed on Cirque, I mean, it's at Disneyworld or land, one of the Disney parks, and I'm sure Disney stuck their fat golden nose in to the creative production because, seriously?

( seriously guys, click it and comment and make my weekend because i have a VYRUS OH LAWDY )

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

i think i had more but i've tortured you all enough for now

 guess who has a viral infection viral infection viral infection


guess who has a viral infection viral infection ME

 -----------• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •--------------

- Name: Colleen 
- Single or taken: Single for life
- Sex: Female
- Birthday: April 1, 1991
- Sign: Ares
- Hair color: Brown
- Eye color: Brown
- Height: 4'9"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: The Gap when I have insane amounts of extra money which is never
- Favorite designer?: idk
- What is your sexiest outfit?: idk
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: cargo pants and a danskin shirt
- What do you usually wear?: jeans and a tshirt

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Brunette Expressions shampoo and conditiioner.  (that's right, i spend more on my shampoo and conditioner than I do on food)
- What are you listening to right now?: Crazy on You - by Heart
- Who is the last person that called you?: My aunt jean
- How many buddies are online right now?: none

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food: grilled cheese & steak fries 
- Girls' names: Victoria...idk, not a big fan of a lot of girl's names
- Boys' names: Ezra, and yes it's a real name!  
- Subjects in school: Art, cause i's be majoring in it
- Animals: fish and birds

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: no
- Smoked?: no
- Bungee jumped?: no
- Made yourself throw up?: no
- Skinny dipped?: no
- Ever been in love?: yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: yes
- Pictured your crush naked?: yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: no
- Cried when someone died?: no
- Lied: yes
- Fallen for your best friend?: no
- Used someone?: no
- Done something you regret?: every day

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: cargo pants and brown tshirt
- Desktop picture: Little Miss Sunshine movie poster
- CD in player: nothing
- DVD in player: Watchmen

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: I sat next to a smelly nerd in a
- Hugged: my aunt
- You kissed: my aunt
- You IMed:  justin
- Talk to online: justin
- You sexed it up with:  -.-

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------
- Understanding?: I try
- Open-minded?: very
- Arrogant?: depends on the subject
- Insecure?: yes
- Random?: no
- Hungry?: extremely
- Smart?: high school education smart
- Moody?: sometimes
- Organized?: no
- Shy?: sometimes, depends on the person
- Difficult?: no
- Bored easily?: depends on what's going on
- Obsessed?: not really with anything
- Angry?: no, but i get angry real easy for stupid reasons
- Happy?: no
- Hyper?: no
- Trusting?: depends how good and how long i've known the person

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

- In the morning I: check my email, get dressed, brush my teeth and go to class
- Love is: probably being a douche because he hates me
- I dream about: some really wierd shit
- Sexual preference: men
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Legs, then the torso, then face

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

- Coke or Pepsi: um...
- Flowers or candy: candy
- Tall or short: everyone is taller than me

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

- Makes you laugh the most: Katt Williams
- Makes you smile: anyone can make me smile
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: idk

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: when i have my periods
- Wish you were younger?: no
- Cry because someone said something to you?: yeah

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: once
- Of guys I've kissed: none
- Of girls I've kissed: one
- Of Cd's I own: a lot
- Of scars on my body: lots from oven burns from working at Sbarro, cause half the time i wasn't being careful, then a lot from mosquito bites that i've scratched non stop and caused them to be all nasty.  i do have one cool looking scar but it's because a picture frame attacked me :(

Walked to the bank, then walked to Walmart for a half hour, hadn't eaten since 6, bought the bike, helmet, lock, etc... tried to ride bike to test it in back lot of walmart, bike is too big so i fell off while trying to stop cause brakes are on the pedals and i didn't know they put breaks on pedals wtf.  Decide to adjust when I get back to dorm, walk back to dorm, halfway there i stop at basketball stadium for hopes of finding a vending machine, and then I got all dizzy so i sat down.  lady asked me what was wrong and i wanted to cry cause my day just sucked but i didn't and i told her i was just tired, but when I stood up I got really sick and she called an emt guy over and he drove me and my too-big bike back to my dorm.

m really tired right now, and i finished up 3/5 of my math homework, and the rest is for tomorrow, i'm too tired to care...have to read the communist manifesto but i'm actually looking forward to that 

 got a tattoo

( my tattoo : | )

 ( click for porn. (that's a lie, there isn't any) )

So i'm totally moved in to college and stuff, I'm in the White Hall and our mascot is the sharks and it's fucking sweet.  I'm totally on the bottom bunk and my roommate's on the top.  I'm totally making a canopy around my bed and stuff.  We get along so great.  My books are coming in in a few days.  Our dorm is soooo tiny but it's the love pad!  I'm tired and stuff though, so yeah.  

Ask me questions and I shall answer!  And I'm pretty sure I've already lost weight, so the freshman 15 might be reversed for me.  I might lose weight, and that's awesome. 

This time in my dream, I woke up in a wheelbarrel in someone's basement that was filled with an inch of water.  I got up and tried to escape, but I heard someone entering through the door on the other side so I ran real fast out of there when I got the door unlocked, but he caught me and dragged me back in.  The second time I tried to escape, he chased after me again only this time I thought to myself that I could outrun him, even though I was overweight, because I was still young and I had adrenaline on my side.  So I did, and there was a fork in the road, and I went to the right even though I knew it was the wrong way.  He follow me, and the road to the right led to these tar pits or something, and I led him in to one of those where he got caught.  He didn't plead or anything, he just struggled, and passed out a while later.  Then while I was trying to pull him out, because I didn't want him to die, this woman was walking by and she helped me, and she said that she'd go the route I was going if I carried the guy back to town the right way.  I don't know why but I agreed, and I carried him back to the fork in the road and took the left path.

I reached this bar or something that was full of old men who used to be star athletes, there were a bunch of trophies by the window.  I went in to observation mode as some guy was talking about how he used to be a tennis pro but now he was never given respect or anything because he didn't have any proof.  One of the guys talking to him stated that there was a tennis trophy he didn't recognize, but he thought it might be his mother's.  He went to check the name on the plaque, and it was the name of the guy that used to be the tennis pro.  So then I came in, dragging the guy on my back, and when I told them what had happened, they didn't believe me because the guy that had kidnapped me was one of their friends and he wouldn't do something like that.  But I told them that in a few minutes one of the guy's friends would come in to the bar and read everyone's mind so he could find out where I'd run off to and help his friend.  So I hid with the guy's unconscious body in a cellar or something, and then the guy's friend, who was supposed to mind read everyone walked in, trying to act all normal.  But all the old men had put on this black, canoe-shaped hood type of thing that prevented mind reading, and when they saw him they were like 'i knew it was you!' and then that part of the dream ended.

Next part, I was in my aunt and uncle's apartment in Puerto Rico, and I was watching the news.  Natural disasters had been plaguing the world for an entire week and a lot of people had died all over the world.  Instead of commercials for food or whatever there were commercials showing different parts of the world that didn't have lots of disasters, like middle america, and there were scenes of kids drawing with crayons and running through corn fields with balloons and shit.  Then there was another commercial that was informative, telling people the different between the sound water made when it was falling down a mountain, and the sound lava made when it was falling down a mountain.  Then this earthquake started and it was really bad.  I prayed to go while the earthquake was going on and I sort of had a conversation with him, one sided of course, as to why he was doing this, and that I didn't think it was too fair that everybody had to die.  Then I started to talk to some hindu gods, then the earthquake stopped.  Later, I went down to the beach and there was a girl talking on her cell phone with her friends, but suddenly coverage stopped and her grandmother stated that there was only one cell phone company providing service anymore, and that she should switch to that.  While the girl was looking for cell phones she found a parasailing parachute and tried to use it, but she wanted to talk on her cell phone so she gave it to me.  I put on knee pads, elbow pads and a helmet, and I used the parachute to fly all the way back to florida, where I landed in the mall parking lot next to some french people, speaking french, then I woke up. 

 so i came back from G.I. Joe shipping uh...what were their names again....

Heavy Duty/Breaker

aka the big black guy/the moroccan guy  -.-  that's what i got out of that movie.  The CG looked really fake and why did they have to give the baroness a tragic past?  why couldn't she just be evil?  what's wrong with evil? Storm Shadow's chest :D

So last night I was having a pretty wierd dream.

This tall, male warrior with a face-guard on and a female Tarutaru (btw if you don't know what a tarutaru is, just google it )) were going on this quest or something.  They got in a canoe and began to make their way down this coast line.  The water was really dark and there was fog everywhere, and they rowed right next to a huge cliff that went up hundreds of feet.  Eventually they reached this area where there were a few rocks sticking out of the ocean.  Three ladies sat on each rock, and what they did was they asked questions to one of the members of the group while the other had to row past them in the canoe and reach a large patch of greenery that was pretty far away.  So, the guy took over the rowing and the female tarutaru answered questions, staying behind.  They also had to accomplish both things under a time limit.  So the rest of my dream was from the guy's perspective as he rowed away as fast as he could.  At first he rowe using little strokes but then he opted to do big wide strokes with the oars and it made him go faster.  He actually reached the patch of greenery in time but he began to hallucinate for some reason.  It was wierd, the sky turned black but the clouds stayed white, and the sky was covered in clouds except for this one black spot.  The sky began to spin up in front of the guy that passed out or something from exhaustion.  

Later, the female tarutaru found him and woke him up, and the three women began to talk in their heads or something.  They made it all the way back to their house which was on the waterfront, and they began to clean off blueberries?  idk why.  Anyway the women in their heads told the female tarutaru that she was stupid because she had a shorter life span and when she died that she'd leave the guy all alone.  Meanwhile, the guy was thinking to himself that when she died, he'd die too because he didn't have anyone else.  

So then apparently, I died, and the guy and the tarutaru are no longer in the dream.  I go to heaven, which apparently looks exactly like my apartment only there are shower curtains and little showers going on all the time.  This one lady with red hair dressed in clothes that have an apple print on them tells me to take a shower, but not to turn the water on too hot.  I do, and then she says that I deserved to go to heaven because I was a nice person.  So I'm happy about that and she gives me a chart of people I need to take to heaven.  So I enter some kind of parallel dimension that's in my room only now it's dark and there are tons of computers and all these hackers who are bickering about me appearing and if I'll slow them down because they're so cool.  I don't remember the rest. 

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